Eastern Religion & Philosophy TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, 'Shit happens'. ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) ZEN BUDDHISM: Shit is, and is not. BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind. BUDDHISM #2: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere. HINDUISM: This shit has happened before. Religions of The ...